Get Your Freak On! 5 Halloween-Themed Sex Positions
October’s here and we’re counting down to the first festivity of the holiday season: Halloween! As much as I love the sweater weather, pumpkin spice lattes, costumes, and candy, I also know that, for many couples, this marks the start of yet another busy, bustling holiday season. And everyone knows “busy” is bad for the bedroom! This October, I’m bringing you some devilishly-fun Halloween-themed moves to spice up your sex life. After all, what better time to release your inner demons than on Halloween?
1. Silence of the Lambs
Remember Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs? This sex position is no different. Have one partner strapped down on a chair (or bed) with his/her hands across his/her chest – think “insane asylum!” – and mouth gagged. Now, the fun part: the other partner gets to enjoy the benefits of having someone strapped down in front of them. Grope, tease, prod, and drive your partner crazy like Hannibal! Important Tip: Remember, using gags involves a substantial risk of asphyxia, and it’s even more dangerous since the person who is gagged usually cannot let you know if something is wrong. Make sure to communicate with your partner and establish a safety plan beforehand – either agreeing on a pattern of noises (i.e. 3 high-pitched shrieks in succession) as a safeword or even using non-verbal cues (i.e. holding an object and dropping it when distressed).
2. Ghost Rider
Don’t worry, you’re not setting anyone’s head on fire! This move involves the male partner lying on the edge of the bed with his legs and butt off the bed. The female partner straddles him and then rides him while facing away from him. This position lacks intimacy on purpose. It’s a selfish position where you don’t have to look at each other, but you can move according to what pleasures you.
3. Grave Robber
The main focus of this Halloween-themed sex position is the thrill of doing something in pitch black darkness, under the covers, and in secret. Let your partner fall asleep, then give him/her the unexpected thrill of jerking him/her back to life with some sinfully-amazing oral sex.
4. Bobbing for Boobs
This move makes for fun foreplay! Ladies, fill up a bathtub, strip down, and get in. Blindfold your partner and have him/her kneel beside the tub, with his/her hands tied behind his/her back. The goal is have your partner bob his/her head in until he/she catches your boob in his/her mouth! This activity is sure to bring out plenty of laughs and splashing around…which is perfect before you guys get down ‘n dirty! And don’t worry fellas, you can modify the activity and have your partner “bobbing for penis” if you want some fun in the tub.
5. Vampire Bat
In this final Halloween-themed sex position, you will need a stable pull-up bar or shower pole with which to hang upside down. That’s right – this position ain’t for the faint of heart! Now, once your partner is comfortably (and securely) hanging upside down, position your mouths at each others’ genitals and engage in some serious 69-ing!
Remember, Halloween isn’t about being normal. It’s about being daring, adventurous, and crazy! I’m hoping that these Halloween-themed sex positions will keep you shrieking, moaning, and howling all night long! Have a great October!
Adapted from MyFatPocket
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